Parenting Expertise Scale

According to KSMilkmaid's Parenting Expertise Scale, my rank is

. . .demigod status on raising young children close in age. Offered free unsolicited advice (with aspirations to charge for it) on scheduling, sleeping through the night, home schooling methodologies. Wore handmade, embroidered super woman garmets with cape accessories.

My cape is neither handmade nor embroidered, but I think she's right on target. Go check how you rate!