Are You an Average American?

I found an interesting future meme over at Absinthe and Cookies.

American Snapshot

According to the book, a majority of Americans:

• Eats peanut butter at least once a week
I have a 5 and a 6 year old, what do you think?
• Prefers smooth peanut butter over chunky
Of course!
• Can name all Three Stooges
Unfortunately. Hubby has even taught Ds2 to say Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!!!
• Lives within a 20-minute drive of a Wal-Mart
They're building one 5 minutes away right now
• Eats at McDonald's at least once a year
Once a year? Try once a week!!! I know, we've gotta stop that!
• Takes a shower for approximately 10.4 minutes a day
A shower every day? Are you kidding? I am a mother of a toddler.
• Never sings in the shower
Wrong here too.
• Lives in a house, not an apartment or condominium
We've been in our first house for a year now.
• Has a home valued between $100,000 and $300,000
Yep
• Has fired a gun
Never, but I'd like to get one and learn to shoot it well.
• Is between 5 feet and 6 feet tall
Yep
• Weighs 135 to 205 pounds
Yeah, I'd like to be closer to the 135 end than I am!
• Is between the ages of 18 and 53
Right again
• Believes gambling is an acceptable entertainment option
Not so much, but to each his own
• Grew up within 50 miles of current home
WAY off, try 1,058 miles from my childhood home

Are you average?